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zombiedoge:

me on my way to spook ur girl

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dailyscottpilgrim:

Book 5
Page 147

dailyscottpilgrim:

Book 5

Page 147

buttsbutts:

did you hear about the girl who drowned?  she couldnt swim in H20

lol just a bit of nerd humor there, you probably wont get it unless youre a nerd

murderer: i am here to kill you
man: are you serious i was just about to kill myself
murderer: what how
man: i was going to shoot myself
murderer: haha i was going to shoot you too man
murderer: where were you going to shoot yourself
man: in the mouth
murderer: NO WAY! I WAS GOING TO SHOOT YOU THERE!